HuntingHydraYour launch has seven heads.
I bring the blade.
Positioning, copy, SEO, GEO, GTM and UX for founders who refuse to sound like everyone else.
// one operator. seven heads. cut clean.
The internet sounds the same now.
Polished. Descriptive. Dead.
Every landing page promises to empower, unlock, streamline. Nobody is allowed to be witty any more.
Your buyer doesn't want a product description. They want the small, uncomfortable feeling that finally — someone built this for me.
Cut one. Two grow back.
Unless you sever the right one, with the right blade, and seal it with fire. Every founder fights the same beast. These are its heads — click any to open the wound.
Every sprint ships all of this.
Not a menu to pick from. The whole hunt. Strategy, words, and the running thing — because each one fails without the others.
- →One-page positioning bet (the hypothesis, the prediction, the metric)
- →ICP narrative + the 3 phrases your buyer actually says out loud
- →Category map: who you're really compared to, who you should be
- →12-month GTM sequence — not a 60-page deck
- →Homepage, rewritten to make your buyer feel seen in 8 seconds
- →3–5 follow-on pages (pricing, about, /vs, product, manifesto)
- →Cold outbound sequence that doesn't read like outbound
- →Voice doc so whoever writes next doesn't break the spell
- →Site shipped — Webflow, Next, or your stack — pixel-tight
- →SEO foundations: schema, sitemap, IA, intent-mapped pages
- →GEO/AEO setup so AI answers cite you by name
- →GTM engine: scrape → enrich → personalize → book (Clay + Instantly)
How the hunt actually goes.
Two weeks. Four phases. No “discovery sprint” that bills $8k for a Miro board.
The summoning
You email me what's bleeding. 30-min call, no slides. I tell you on the call which head to cut first — or I tell you I'm not your hunter and recommend one.
freeRecon
Customer calls, site audit, GTM teardown, SERP & AI-answer audit. I come back with a one-page bet: the head, the prediction, the success metric.
diagnoseThe cut
Writing, building, shipping. Daily Loom updates. You see every draft. No agency black box, no 'we'll show you Friday'.
executeCauterize
Launch, instrument, measure against the prediction. If reality missed the bet, I tell you why and what to cut next. The wound seals — the head doesn't grow back.
verifyWhy not just hire an agency?
Because you already tried, or you've watched a friend try. Here's the math.
// not a knock on agencies — they're built for scale. You don't need scale. You need a cut.
What founders say after the cut.
Names withheld until the case studies ship. The wounds are real.
We had a deck, a demo, and a homepage that sounded like every other AI tool. Two weeks later we sounded like ourselves and closed our first enterprise pilot.
Got cited inside ChatGPT for our category in 9 days. Inbound from buyers who 'asked the AI' started the same week. Wild.
I was about to hire a $140k head of marketing. Did the sprint instead. Three months later I still don't need the hire.
The copy made our investors text us. The investors. About the copy.
One operator. Not a team.
No account manager between us. No junior writing the first draft. No “we'll loop in the strategist”. You email me, I write back, I do the work.
Most copywriters can't build.
Most builders can't write.
The gap is the whole opportunity. I sit inside it. I write the page, I build the page, I wire the funnel that feeds the page, and I instrument the metric that proves the page worked. Same brain. Same week.
- 01Wrote my first paid landing page at 19. Still writing.
- 02Built and shipped 30+ marketing sites, 12 products, 2 of my own startups.
- 03Half copywriter, half GTM engineer — the rare combo that's quietly become the hottest job in B2B.
- 04Allergic to the word 'unlock'. Will refund you if I use it.
- 05Operate solo, on purpose. The bottleneck is the feature.
Two-week sprint. Fixed.
No retainer trap. We name the head that's bleeding you before we swing — and we tell you upfront what success will look like.
Founder-led, scrappy, one wrong word from a flatline. We sharpen the whole pitch.
Book this tier →You have traction and a category problem. Positioning, GEO and GTM, two weeks, fixed.
Book this tier →Stakes are higher, heads are bigger. Same blade, deeper cut, white-glove delivery.
Book this tier →Questions before you summon.
No. It's one operator who does the work end-to-end. No account managers, no junior writers, no slide deck on Friday. You get my brain and my hands for two weeks.
Two weeks because the scope is fixed and the bet is named before we start. No discovery theatre, no stakeholder alignment, no waiting for the design review. We agree what we're betting on, then we ship it.
Then we cut one head. The tiered pricing covers the whole hunt, but I'll quote a single-head cut if that's what you actually need. Email me and describe the wound.
Only for GEO/AEO (it compounds monthly) and GTM engineering pipelines (they need tuning). Everything else is fixed-scope, fixed-price, fixed-timeline. You shouldn't have to pay me forever to fix something once.
Probably yes. The $10k tier exists for sub-$2M ARR founders who've validated something. If you don't have customers yet, you don't need me — you need to talk to 20 more buyers.
Every sprint ships with a written prediction: what success looks like, measured how. If we miss it, I tell you why on the wrap call and what to cut next. I don't refund — I do tell the truth.
I can, and sometimes that's right. But copy without positioning is decoration, and positioning without distribution is a diary entry. The whole-hunt sprint exists because doing one in isolation usually fails.
Email me. You'll know in three sentences.
Name the head.
I'll bring the blade.
One email. Tell me what's bleeding. If I'm the wrong hunter, I'll point you at the right one — no pitch, no sequence, no “circling back”.
kynecos@gmail.com →